Trinity: Happy turkey day from the crew of RST3k!

(the scene is a traditional Thanksgiving setting; the crew is sitting at the table, eating turkey and other Thanksgiving food)

Mike*looking at Chester and Cone*: We should thank these two for making our Thanksgiving possible....

Cone*blushes*: Uh....

Chester*grins*: Thanks you, thank you....

Donnie*eating some turkey*: How'd you learn to cook this way?

Cone*smiles*: I wanted to learn how not to cook like Deryck over there...

Deryck*pouting*: I do not cook like Akane!

Cone: Then wat about last Christmas? What the hell did you make? It looked like roadkill!

Deryck: SHUT UP, DAMMIT!

Chester*smirks*: Enough....

Donnie: This certainly is a nice dinner...airing out some dirty laundry.....by the way, Mike, I heard you screaming my name while jacking off...

Mike*blustering*: HENTAI! I plead the fifth!

Donnie: You know you like me, hot stuff....

Mike*sighs*: I HAVE a boyfriend, thank you...

Chester*smiles*: Kawaii, Donnie....

Donnie*shrugs*: So....I just got to like Mike...

Chester*grabbing Mike's are possesively*: He's mine, bitch!

Mike*sighs*

Deryck: Let's not start a fight at the table, please....

Steve*grins*: Oh, Cone....

Cone: What now, ecchi-boy of mine?

Steve: Let's get drunk!

Cone*rolls his eyes*: Alcohol is not allowed on the satellite, idiot...

Steve: Oh, yeah....can we make out?

Cone: Not at the table...

Chester*smiles*: Mike, why is that look of disbelif on your face?

Mike: I feel like Tenchi Masaki, that's why....

Donnie: I guess I'd have to be Ryoko....

Chester*giggles*: That means we'd be destroying stuff!

Mike*sweatdrops*: Let's not and say we did...

Donnie*grabs Mike's other arm*: Mine!

Chester: Slut!*slaps Donnie*

Deryck: Okay, everyone.....

Donnie: Prissy bitch!*slaps him back*

Chester: I'm better than you!

Donnie*kicks him under the table*: Shut up, girly-man....

Chester*smacks him*: YOU!

Mike*yells*: BE QUIET, BOTH OF YOU!

*Donnie & Chester stop and look at each other*

Mike: That's better....

Cone*sighs*: No need for gay love....

FIN