Hello everyone and welcome to the Halloween speacial non-MST episode of RST3k! I hope you have a good scare and get lots of good stuff^-^

ROLL CALL!

MIKE!(I'm going as Kenshin....)

CHESTER!(MOON PRISM POWER!*giggles*)

CONE!(I'm Death. Bow before me!)

DERYCK!(I'm that alien from Alien! RAWR!)

DONNIE!(I'm just your normal hijacker.....)

STEEEVE!(I'm a stripper just to make the others horny.....^_~)

*opening scene....discussing what to do. They're dressed and ready.....*

Steve*snickers*: You look nice in that fuku, Chester.....

Chester*pouts*: What?! At least I'm not wearing a kilt.....

Mike*drawing his katana*: Quit bothering Chester.....

Steve*sultry*: You just want a free show....

Cone*smirks*: You're making Death horny^_~

Mike*disgusted*: That brings a bad image......

Chester*heaves a mallet*: HENTAIS!*bashes Steve, Cone and Mike over the head*

Donnie*grins*: You guys are just too funny.....

Deryck: What are we standing here for? Let's have some fun!

Chester*giggles*: Okay, then, smartass....what do we do?

Deryck*grins*: I say we do some pranks......

*everyone is just smiling evily at each other....*

Mike: Oh, Chester......I have to show you something...

*Chester follows Mike into a dark room.....*

Chester*suspicious*: What?

*Mike slips into the shadows.....*

Chester*getting freaked*: Mike?!*looks around*

*suddenly.......*

Chester*screams*: AHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!!

*something is crawling on him....a spider(it's a huge but harmless one)*

Chester*panicked*: MIIIIIKE!*whiny*

*Mike turns the lighting up a bit*

Chester*angry*: MEANIE!

*Mike is now visible, smirking*

Mike: It won't hurt you.....

Chester*panicked, near tears*: Please, GET IT OFF!

*Mike swats the spider off his back*

Chester*crying*: You're mean!*slaps him*

Mike*sighs*: It was just a prank, babe.....

Chester*angry*: You know I hate spiders.....

Mike*smiles*: Come over here, I won't hurt you.....

*Chester moves closer when......*

BANG!

*Mike is shot in  the chest, spilling blood*

Chester*panicked again*: MIKE!*rushes over to him* WHY?!*cradles him*WHO DID THIS!!!

*Now he's dying......(actually he's good at faking death) and Chester is sobbing*

Chester*furious*: I will avenge you!

*Mike's dead......for a few minutes....as Chester turnd his back, Mike rises like a zombie, moaning theatrically*

Chester*still oblivious*: Where are you?

*Mike jumps on his back, pretending to bite his neck*

Chester*shrieking*: AHHHH! GET OFF ME!!!!!!*throws Mike into a wall*

Mike*smiling, back to normal, laughing his ass off*: That was priceless......

*Chester just stares, speechless.....then it hits him*

Chester*furious*: I HATE YOU!*kicks Mike in the groin and runs out of the room, bawling*

*the others come out of their hiding places*

Cone*snorts*: That was awesome!

Deryck*remoresful*: We shouldn't have done that....

Steve*grinning*: What are you talking about? That was great!

Donnie*sighs*: Deryck's right.....

Mike*rolls his eyes, struggling to get up*: I guess I should apologize.....after all, I scared the hell out of him....

Deryck: You better do that.....he hates you right now as it is.

*Mike walks out slowly and searches for Chester....he finds him in a darkened room*

Mike*concerned*: Chester?

*he looks around and sees various torture insruments*

Mike*a little scared*: Chester? I'm sorry, really.

*Chester steps out of the shadows, smiling bitterly*

Chester: Yeah, right. Like I'd believe you....

Mike*confused*: What's that in your hand?

*Chester's hand becomes visible......it's his heart(NOT!). Mike sees his bloody body shambling towards him*

Chester*whispering*: You get what you deserve.....*he falls down, faking death very convinnceingly*

Mike*eyes wide*: NOOOOO!*goes into hyserics*Chester....

*Chester looks up, grinning*

Chester*smirking*: I'm not dead, Mike, relax. It was just a joke to get you back.

Mike*sighs in relief*: You scared me there for a second....

*Chester snuggles up to him*

Chester: That was a cruel joke, though....was it your plan?

Mike*stroking his face*: It was everyone's except yours....

Chester*sighs*: You're a bunch of assholes.....

Mike: We can get back at them....trust me. I have a plan......

END OF PART I!

What will happen next? Will Chester get back at them? Will he not wear a short skirt? Who knows? Stay tuned for Part II!