Trinity reporting in on PT News.....here's our liberal commentator, Spike Chan. Spike Chan, how do you feel about Proposal 2 passing?

Spike Chan: To answer your question bluntly. Trinity, it fuckin' pissses me off. Gays are humans as well and the government doesn't control them.

Trinity: I see....

Spike Chan: I mean, whay do they think, next they can control when I can piss?

Trinity: Calm down, Spike...

Spike Chan(in a deep voice): Big Brother's watching you....

Trinity(sighing): Okay, then.....anything else, Spike?

Spike Chan: I'm not done....let me saty one final thing: FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID MEDDLING BASTARDS!(throws a sarin bomb and it explodes)

Trinity(taking cover): That's our special report....